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Mario Mushroom E-Nail: “Super Mushroom” | Limited Edition

Mario Mushroom E-Nail: “Super Mushroom”

This is an original custom e-nail that’s sure to supercharge your dab sesh to the next warp level. The Mario Mushroom E-Nail may cause distortions of time and space. It is like a cheat code for world warping and level-jumping your dab experience.

Features:

  • Convenient, consistent, and reliable electronic heating for your desired dabbing temperature
  • Protected with an easily switchable fuse
  • Strong, rugged, shock-resistant figure
  • Standard wiring and XLR heating coil plug (different wiring by request)
  • Free 2-year warranty included
  • Designed, cut, & assembled in the USA

$149.99

Availability: In stock

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Mario’s Trip in the Forest of Illusion…

The sun was just setting on the castle. Mario’s e nail was just warming up as he laid back and enjoyed a pre-sesh taster on the balcony: a salad bowl of Sunset OG dressed with an unknown oil he had obtained from Koopa Troopa in a heated poker match. The evening was shaping up nicely and the fine weather prompted a walk through the Forest of Illusion nearby. Somewhere along the way Mario figured he was sure to find Toadstool, so he pocketed a few joints and headed out…

A little stoned by now, the shadows in the woods appeared like jagged spaghetti in the low sun, shaking and dancing in the warm breeze. Mario inhaled the scent of sweet flowers, drying autumn leaves, fresh mushrooms, and flowing rivers of the forest. He was heavily feeling the effects of the hybrid bud he had smoked earlier and was experiencing mild disorientation as he began to climb a vine he found along the path. Mario focused inwardly and realized he could still taste a hint of alpha-pinene on the roof of his throat. This bud was extra-dank! It was the shiz nittle bam snip snapper sack that was ever snipped and then sacked! Three golden green nugs were stashed away in his question mark block stash box to cure for over 2 months before breaking it open to reveal a perfectly cured flower…and a veritable Goldilocks situation for pressing some dank rosin at that! After Mario’s fatty e nail dabsky out of the mushroom e nail, he caught a relaxed high that had absolutely no couch-lock.
He was surprisingly uplifted, and without any anxiousness, somewhat like the feeling of an invincibility star, but an internal rather than external invincibility. He took a moment to just sink into the beauty that the Forest of Illusions had to offer: the “dancing” mushroom valley, gorgeous waterfalls, floating islands, and the rolling snow capped hills in the far distance. Scanning the horizon, Mario noticed a bad omen and a troubling sign…Lakitu’s Cloud! And Lakitu inside his cloud globbing a snake out of his dab rig the size of a freaking wiggler! Latiku started hacking out a cloud bigger than the one he is riding and coughs so hard his goggles fly off his head as he loses his balance and falls to the snowy hills with flapping arms all the way down…

Laughing so hard he spilled all of the water out of his dab rig, Mario decides to see what happened. Still breaking into intermittent fits of chuckles, he snatches up his cape feather and flies straight across the forest to see what happened…but when he got there, Lakitu had vanished. Some strange footprints led from where Lakitu apparently landed, except it was one like he had never seen before. It looked somewhat related to Yoshi’s footprint, but Mario was feeling very disoriented. At this point Mario couldn’t be sure if his mind might be inserting things. After taking some photos and notes Mario flew to Lakitu’s cloud, fired up the mushroom e nail and took a joyride over the forest until he completely lost track of time, in the greatest of ways…

The Encounter…

Flying through the dancing mushroom valley, Mario noticed an odd creature hobbling through a old, unused path, breaking old branches and treading new clearings completely un-phased all while letting out a very strange wheeze and moaning every other step or so. He called out to it and kept trudging along without seeming to notice. He decided to swoop the cloud in a little closer…

“Its a Meee! MARIO!” His call echoed off of the rocks. When this modestly sized creature opened its mouth it moved closer and started swallowing Mario’s arm. The feeling was not unpleasant and the Princess was fine, so our uber-baked hero allowed the creature to continue it’s way up his body — eventually making it to his torso, where he let out a giggle as the creature swallowed him whole. The inside of the creature’s body felt warm and comforting, and guess who was there? Friggin’ Lakitu himself…the silly bastard…

“Toad told-a me about these; but I thought he was-a totally tripping his a-meat-balls off!”
The sun shined bright through the many colors of the animals translucent skin; greens and reds, oranges and blues mixing together. At this point, Mario felt it was prime time for some prime lime green skunk, seeing as he wasn’t sure when he would be out of the creatures stomach or where he would end up. Also the creature was moving along the path at a steady speed, except when it turned it would just hook it’s arm around a tree and swing in that direction….

Might as Well Make the Best Of It…

Seeing it inconsiderate to light up a doobie inside the creature, Mario fished around in his pockets for his pen, he came up with one stocked with what he suspected was Durban Poison, but couldn’t be sure. He turned it on and inhaled deeply. The device fizzled a bit before Mario inhaled too much and began coughing all over the lining of the creature *pfft, pffffft, hoooaaagh cough, cough, huuuaack, ahem*. The cavity filled with sticky icky goodness and the creature immediately began slowing its pace and a slow pulsating red light began to emanate from inside the creature’s stomach. “That’s a not good” said Mario. “This is a not going to be pretty,” Mario was somewhat relieved as the lights changed from red to yellow, but now they were flashing instead of gently pulsing. Mario let out a plea “It’s a me! Mario! I don’t taste so good a do I? The creature immediately rolled over onto it’s stomach and opened it’s hatches like a slow moving draw bridge…

On the Flip side…

Evening light shown on Mario who exited the sleeping creatures stomach a little wet but still in high spirits. Slowly he backed away from the creature to avoid another ride and continued down the trail where he eventually came across Toadstool on his porch heating up his nail and simultaneously scooping some waxy concoction from out of a jar with his favored tentacle dabber. The two greeted each other with the usual dab & half-hug and without a word nor miss of the beat sat down and started the sesh. Mario whipped out a Fire Flower and started flipping fire balls into the air so they would land right in the giant banger bowl filled with Kashmir Kush and a mixture of dry sifts…

The Trip Begins…

At the end of what became a heady evening turned late night smoke-session, Toadstool went into his house and grabbed a bag before saying goodbye. Among the various types of dabs was a Super Mushroom e-nail, and a small bag of mushrooms labeled “Therapy Sessions,”

It seemed like a good way to spend the late night, so before reaching the gates he gobbled a handful and kept walking past. Just then he felt a wind across his back as Latiku rushed over him…

Stay tuned to find out how the Mario mushroom trip unwinds!

Conner Goertzen

Conner Goertzen

I am a DIY electronics enthusiast who has been 3D printing since 2018, making custom e-nail controllers since 2016, and putting together custom electronic instruments since 2011.

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