1-UP Mario Mushroom E-Nail
- Designed, cut, & assembled in the USA
- Keeps your nail heated consistently and conveniently
- High Wattage electronics are protected with a “fast blow” fuse
- Strong, rugged, shock-resistant plastic enclosure
- Standard wiring and XLR heating coil plug (different wiring by request)
- Free 2-year warranty on each and every controller
*Custom wiring order can be done by request for your heating coil if you already have one you want to use
**Warning: size and perception distortions may occur on your “dab-venture” through time and space.
Availability: Only 1 left in stock
Availability: Only 1 left in stock
Mario and Toadstool #dabventure
The sun was just setting on the castle as Mario laid back on the balcony and enjoyed a smoke from his bong: a salad bowl of Sunset OG dressed with an unknown oil he had obtained from Koopa Troopa. The evening was starting and the fine weather prompted a walk through the Forest of Illusion nearby. Somewhere along the way Mario figured he was sure to find Toadstool, so he pocketed a few joints and headed out. A little stoned by now the shadows in the woods looked long and flexible in the low sun, waving back and forth while the wind blew through the branches. He breathed in the scent of dried leaves and sweet flowers, the air was warm and his head pleasantly buzzing while he walked along feeling the effects of the hybrid bud he had smoked earlier, it’s high was relaxed but not overly so and mood uplifting without any rush of energy.
A little way into the walk Mario noticed an odd creature following him on the path, he reached out to it to ensure it wasn’t a hallucination.
“Itsa Meee, MA-RIOO” echoed off of the rocks.
When this modestly sized creature opened its mouth it moved closer and started swallowing Mario’s arm. The feeling was not unpleasant and the Princess was fine, so our uber-baked hero allowed the creature to continue it’s way up his body — eventually making it to his torso, where he let out a giggle as the creature swallowed him whole. The inside of the creature’s body felt warm and comforting.
“Toad told-a me about these; but I thought he was-a tripping meat-a-balls”
The sun shined bright through the many colors of the animals translucent skin; greens and reds, oranges and blues mixing together. At this point, Mario felt it was prime time for some prime lime green skunk, seeing as he wasn’t sure when he would be out of the creatures stomach or where he would end up. Also the creature was moving along the path at a steady speed, except when it turned it would just hook it’s arm around a tree and swing in that direction. Seeing it inconsiderate to light up a doobie inside the creature, Mario fished around in his pockets for his vape pen, he came up with one stocked with what he suspected was Durban Poison, but couldn’t be sure. He turned it on and inhaled deeply. The dab pen fizzled a bit before Mario inhaled too much and began coughing all over the lining of the creature *pfft, pffffft, hoooaaagh cough, cough, huuuaack, ahem*. The cavity filled with vapor and the creature immediately began slowing its pace until finally it stopped, then laid down and opened itself up.
Evening light shown on Mario who exited the sleeping creatures stomach a little wet but still in high spirits. Slowly he backed away from the creature to avoid another ride and continued down the trail where he eventually came across Toadstool on his porch heating up his nail and simultaneously scooping some waxy concoction from out of a jar with his favored tentacle dab tool. The two greeted each other with the usual dap and half hug and without a word nor miss of the beat sat down and started the sesh.
At the end of what became a heady evening into late night smoke-out Toadstool went into his house and grabbed a bag before saying goodbye. On the walk home Mario rummaged through the goody bag to see what suggestions Toadstool had given him, among the various types of cannabis was a small bag of mushrooms labeled ‘Therapy Sessions’, it seemed like a good way to spend the late night so before reaching the gates he gobbled a handful and kept walking past.
Check back for more #dabventures of Mario, Toad, and more in the near future…
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